- HELLLLOOOO! How the hell is everyone this fine 4th of July weekend? #
- I’m REALLY trying to like soccer. But it’s hard to like a sport that boasts 1.2 seconds of excitement per 90+ minutes of play. #
- RT @MichelleRobbins: @Alysson between all the crying and scott baio haircuts, i don’t know how anyone can stand to watch soccer. #
- RT @kristy: This *might* be the funniest video on the internet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI #
- Um, who fuckin’ cares if the dudes behind the dude kicking encroach if the kick is good? Another reason to hate soccer… #
- I love how people who LOVE soccer get all pissed when others don’t. And then call you “intolerant” for not liking it. Intolerant? REALLY? #
- RT Have you heard of the American Outdoorsman TV show? http://polls.tw/vw/p #
- HOLY MOSES! Someone please give Hannah Storm a sandwich. When your head starts to look too big for your body, you’re too thin. #justsayin #
- Hey, @MelvinDees …you’re a spammer and you’ve been reported as such. #
- “You Need To Learn How To Poop In Your Bed” – http://outspokenmedia.com/social-media/you-need-to-learn-how-to-poop-in-your-bed/ #
- Later, kids! Enjoy your 4th of July weekend. Be safe and take a moment to brush up on your history…just for shits & giggles. ;) #
- My friend is a wedding planner & her company is up for a “Best of Houston” award. Cast a vote? Trust me…she is! http://bit.ly/cqjJk3 #
- RT @Jason_Pollock: Facebook is the people you’ve known for years. Twitter is the people you’re going to know for years to come. #
- One of the best things about doing what I do is helping long-time friends improve their small business websites & branding. #
- Later, kids. Everyone have a great 4th of July tomorrow. Celebrate safely and don’t be a dick! :) #
- Oh, one thing before I go…a reminder: http://twitter.com/Alysson/statuses/17685282608 (a little help, please??) #
- Happy 4th of July everyone! I hope your plans aren’t impacted by weather the way it appears mine will. :( #
- RT @AlanBleiweiss: .@LisaBarone lays the smackdown on business owners who don’t have web sites http://outspokenmedia.com/6zy3 #
- I don’t know that there’s much I find creepier than toddler beauty pageants. Little Stepford kids & future strippers. #
- RT @OTOOLEFAN: Gems from ‘The Politically Incorrect Guide to American History’: “The American “revolutionaries” were actually conservatives. #
- Don’t forget to tune in to @maddow‘s live broadcast from Afghanistan in 30 minutes. Yes, Virginia…investigative journalism lives. #
- “You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war.” ~ Albert Einstein #
- Happy Thursday everyone! How the hell are we today?? #
- Anyone looking for a wedding/event/party planner in Houston? Check out my pal, Laura! http://bit.ly/cX357t #
- Speaking of my friend, a favor? Cast a vote for her business? Trust me…she really is the best! http://bit.ly/cqjJk3 #
- New E! show this fall: “Lebron Takes Miami…but just back to the first round of the playoffs”. #
- Here’s the deal: learn to do what I do, pay me to teach you or pay me to do it. No matter what, an investment is required. #
- By the way, WELCOME new followers! If you want a follow back, you’d better @reply. Otherwise I’ll assume you’re a bot. :) #
- Transit cop Johannes Mehserle shot a completely defenseless Oscar Grant in cold blood – ON VIDEO. Involuntary manslaughter? WHAT THE FUCK? #
- I wonder what the verdict would have been if that kid had been white. Oh, wait…no, I don’t wonder. Our justice system is so fucked up. #
- When he said he’d donate to charity, he didn’t mean his right nut. I’m a little queasy. And I don’t have balls. http://cli.gs/YRP0mu #
- The Jacksonville Zoo is running a special. When it’s 92 or hotter, you get in for half price. So you can die of heat stroke on the cheap. #
- RT @fantomaster: “You illustrate how dinosaurs survived for millions of years with walnut-sized brains.” #tastefulinsults #
- RT @charlesyeo: Twitter’s Huge Search Query Numbers Are Fake http://bit.ly/9iOFkb #
- I’m outta here kids! Everyone have a great evening. :) #
- And on that note, I really AM outta here. :) #
| A little more information about Alysson: Known throughout search marketing circles as "SEOAly", Alysson provides small business website design, SEO audits and keyword research services. In addition to blogging at SEOAly, she has also contributed articles to other search marketing publications like Search Engine Journal, Search Engine People, Directory Journal and Viral Conversations. |
