- If you saw the last segment from @chrislhayes sitting in for @maddow you know why I adore him so. :) #
- OH: “How is it that every cooking show with Anthony Zimmern & Tony Bourdain have a steaming plate of animal testicle, but never once… #
- “…does the chef come out w some deep fried Pony Vagina? I find this sexist.” A disgusting thought and nevertheless, so true! :) #
- For every publicized incident like the cold-blooded murder of Oscar Grant, there are thousands of minorities victimized by law enforcement. #
- The fact that the officer believed he was reaching for his tazer is irrelevant. The young man was face down and under an officer’s knee. #
- RT @ShellyKramer: “I am blessed to have you crazy bunch of people as friends. Very. Very. Blessed. #thatisall quot; – DITTO! :) #
- “It saddens me knowing that my actions cost Mr. Grant his life.” Where was that conscience when you intended to taze a defenseless man? #
- It is remarkable how many of the companies bidding for jobs on Elance are based in India. And by remarkable, I mean RIDICULOUS! #
- Happy Sunday evening everyone! It is Sunday, right? I think so. Eh, who cares? ;) #
- RT @RealLindaBlair: A video for all you tweetharts. See what I do with the animals – http://cli.gs/DtXTqR #
- I believe it may be time to redesign seoaly.com. Yep, it is…just put it on the to-do list. Now, to actually DO it. :) #
- Remember my friend in Houston, the wedding planner, I’ve mentioned recently? I designed a new site for her. :) http://cli.gs/pAg1yU #
- And if you’re willing to cast a vote in the Houston’s Best contest, I’d be eternally grateful! http://cli.gs/SuUQqr #
- Um, I’m an idiot…here’s the link to my friend’s wedding planning site: http://cli.gs/7yXXND (Sorry!) #
- SEO is cannot be used to save a business. It must be used to build one. #
- RT @daver: RT @fantomaster: Judging a Twitter User by Their Followers http://dld.bz/mb4S #
- My position that SEO isn’t a last ditch effort toward saving a failing business won’t change. You can’t save the Titanic with buckets. #
- “THE BITCH SLAP: APPLE CAN SUCK MY LEFT APPLE” – http://bit.ly/cdxvUl #
- RT @GinaLaGuardia: Oh yes… RT @EntMagazineAmy: channeling my inner dorothy parker: “i hate writing, but love having written.” #
- RT @storyspinner: RT @JamesColgan: Customer retention is the cheapest form of Customer Acquisition! #globalscrm #scrm #
- As a former Customer Retention Manager, that last RT hits particularly close to home…and is absolutely TRUE! I proved it. Repeatedly. #
- Some believe being a legend in their own mind translates to being a legend in real life. They’re wrong. #justsayin #039; #
- Wonder if it bothers @KeithOlbermann that he’s missing the MLB All-Star game right now. I’ll bet he’s watching during commercial breaks. :) #
- If you missed @maddow‘s interview with Ambassador Richard Holbrooke, you MUST see the rerun. A great interview. #
- As much as I’d consider myself an Apple fangirl, I’d never buy the 1st generation of any of their products. You’re just asking for it… #
- Has anyone seen “Hot In Cleveland”? A) I <3 Betty White; and B) That show is actually funny. You should watch it. #
- Don’t forget to vote for @hjortur today! http://bit.ly/9DMsq2 #
- “Try to call, Twitter me, text until your fingers bleed…” – from @Reba‘s new single, “Turn On The Radio”. HA! :) http://bit.ly/byJyOF #
- “How to Create Successful Linkbait When Everyone is Doing It” – http://bit.ly/dnThi6 #
- RT @LisaBarone: “The @oldspice man just said he loves me. And got me pregnant! http://is.gd/dsawU DON’T TELL MY FATHER” – nice! :) #
- We needed a new toaster oven recently. I opted for the GE Rotisserie Convection Oven. BEST PURCHASE EVER. Rotisserie Pork Loin FTW! :) #
- The quest for a normalcy is driven by goals set by mediocre minds. #
- Nothing pisses me off as quickly as adding my e-mail address to your mailing list without permission. #
- RT @kristy: A behind the scenes look. How the Old Spice Videos Are Being Made http://bit.ly/aAEJUY via @rww #
- Just in case y’all thought I was kidding about the awesomeness that is the rotisserie pork loin. :) http://twitpic.com/25c3iu #
- Really diggin’ @Reba‘s new single. Why can’t I download it on iTunes yet? <hint, hint> #
- It’s also nice to see @Reba finally using Twitter as a medium to interact, rather than just broadcasting. Knew she’d get it eventually. ;) #
- So, Dick Cheney (thanks to his new ventricular assist device) no longer has a pulse. Apropos since he’s never had a heart. #
- “Reducing revenue increases revenue. Also, cats love baths.” Good one, @maddow. :) #
- And now we know why @maddow never leaves the desk. Great visual aid idea. Um…not so great on the execution. Graphics are pretty. ;) #
- RT @reba: “@Alysson You can August 3rd! Looking forward to it!” – if you’re wondering when you can download Reba’s new single at iTunes. #
- If you’re considering adding a four-legged friend to your family, check out @petfinder and adopt a shelter pet! Save a life today. #
- Oh, and thanks again, Twitter. The unfollow gremlin strikes again. This time removing @JillWhalen from my following list. :( #
- RT @MichelleDLowery: @Alysson I found Murphy on @petfinder. He’s the best dog ever! :-D http://twitpic.com/111a9z #
- Common misconception: links from on-topic sites are only valuable if their PR is higher than yours. WRONG! #
- RT @creditgoddess: … RT @martinbowling: 22 Statistics That Prove The Middle Class Wiped Out Of Existence In America http://bit.ly/amZlF2 #
- RT @john_jordan: RT @jimstagnitti: vote for my cousin Paul’s restaurant- The Palace in Durango!!! http://bit.ly/bpcgo7 / please RT #
- “15 Mind-Blowing Facts About Wealth And Inequality In America” – http://bit.ly/9E8gdg #
- RT @OTOOLEFAN: Carter, Reagan, Bush 41, Clinton, & Dubya all removed regulations put into place by FDR. How’d that work out? #
- RT @anamariecox: …Oil Spill: Gulf Pets Abandoned As Owners Can No Longer Afford To Care For Their Animals (VIDEO)… http://huff.to/ckdmGR #
- Kashi’s Roasted Garlic Whole Grain Crackers (like Triscuts) = very tasty! :) #
- RT @designmeme: The @OldSpice guy said he had other important things to do… and now the Gulf #Oilspill has stopped. Thanks @OldSpice Guy. #
- Prescription drugs & alcohol are legal despite millions of ER visits for overdoses every year. Can’t OD on weed, yet it’s illegal. Hmm… #
- For those who may be curious & interested in studies about marijuana from a very wide variety of sources: http://bit.ly/bKzVJz #
- The sad thing is that people have been programmed to believe marijuana is evil. So much so that facts are shockingly irrelevant. #
- Okay, I’m done. Please hold while I hop down off my soapbox. As you were. :) #
- “The Wall Street Reform Bill: How Much Did We Lose Getting to 60?” – http://huff.to/8YQNag – from Senator Ted Kaufman #
- RT @rebeccakelley: “There’s a cat loitering in my bamboo. No, that is not a euphemism.” – too bad, ’cause it’s a funny one! :) #
- If you parent using over-the-top threats you will never/could never follow through with, it’s your fault your kids never listen to you. #
- Really, Dyson…$300 for a fan? DREAM ON! http://bit.ly/IWcXE #
- I have never sat in front of a traditional fan thinking, “Damn…if only I could rid myself of that unpleasant ‘buffeting’ of airflow.” #
- RT @mickeygomez: Funny Or Die + Jewel + Karaoke = Genius: http://ht.ly/2caC8 (from my friend Sean’s excellent blog) #
- “Want More Link Juice? Here’s an Easy Way to Get It” – http://bit.ly/aA0EMs #
- A statement I can virtually always support wholeheartedly: “Let the mocking commence…” :) #
- “Fugly” is a stupendous word. #
| A little more information about Alysson: Known throughout search marketing circles as "SEOAly", Alysson provides small business website design, SEO audits and keyword research services. In addition to blogging at SEOAly, she has also contributed articles to other search marketing publications like Search Engine Journal, Search Engine People, Directory Journal and Viral Conversations. |
