- I wish a kid could appreciate the irony of screaming, “BUT I’M BEING QUIET!” in the middle of a store. #
- Anyone else getting a “There was a problem updating your profile.” error when trying to make a change to your Twitter profile? #
- “Rachel Maddow. Not Running For Anything. Ever.” Rut-ro, @maddow. I think another t-shirt design is imminent. #
- “Small Thinking = Social Media Success” – http://bit.ly/bMLnIS – a solid reality check for corporations & big businesses. #
- Please RT to spread the word about Linda Blair WorldHeart Foundation’s fundraiser – http://bit.ly/aIHmUB. And follow @LindaBlairWHF! :) #
- Stupid question of the day: if your WP home page isn’t a static page, is there a way to find the page ID? You’d think so…but I can’t. #
- Check out the newly redesigned http://www.seoaly.com . Still some kinks to iron out, but let me know what you think! :) #
- Little amuses me more than being followed by ultra-conservative, right wing, pro-life, self-proclaimed tea partiers. <waves> #
- RT @dcagle: The NAACP is wrong. The Tea Party isn’t racist… see? http://bit.ly/cPrOm7 #tcot #p2 #toon #
- RT @Suthnautr: “BP is only powerful because the FED decides they want them to be http://bit.ly/bKq39Q Read it. All of it… ” – interesting! #
- RT @dcagle: Funny cartoon: What if Barack Obama starred in those Old Spice commercials? http://bit.ly/cRogcd #tcot #p2 #toon #
- Every time I comment on right wing nut jobs following me, more follow me. Way to engage your target audience, you fucktards. #
- Sometimes I get a DM that’s so glorious I have to threaten myself with harm to prevent my tweeting it as an OH. #dyingoverhere #
- Let the angry tweets for my use of the word “retarded” begin. Look, people…he is developmentally retarded. DEFINITION! Look it up. #
- RT @AlanBleiweiss: “@alysson making fun of retarded people is retarded. what are you, retarded?” – Most Retarded Tweets Ever Hall of Fame #
- Hypersensitivity is intriguing. Religion, politics, abortion…divisive because they cannot be discussed openly, rationally or logically. #
- Funny how people are willing to side with me in DMs, but not publicly. Ya bunch of pussies. ;) #
- If you’re a yogurt eater, you should try Activia. I don’t know that it really lives up to its claims, but it is tasty yogurt. #
- If an entire Twitterstream is made up of aggregated feeds, don’t try to pretend there’s a real person behind the account. #
- If you’d say something in private that you wouldn’t say in public, you’re the textbook definition of a hypocrite. #
- “It’s better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for who you’re not…” #
- RT @mparent77772: Housing Market Stumbles As Construction Approaches ‘World War II Lows’ http://bit.ly/9wm7ap #
- Promo for the show “Scrappers”: “If I wasn’t a scrapper, I’d be a doctor or a lawyer…” Hmm, I doubt it. #
- Did you see the redesign of http://www.seoaly.com? I’d love to get your feedback on it… #
- “THE MYTH OF THE PERSONAL BRAND” – http://bit.ly/d2dkTr #
- RT @AnnieCushing: RT @rww: Microsoft Warns Webmasters: You Might Be Dropped From New Search Formats http://bit.ly/9qDt1q #
- RT @katemorris: RT @SEOmoz: Congrats to @randfish for making PSBJ’s 40 under 40 http://seomz.me/9FeBiZ!! (congrats rand!) #
- “Snake Oil Salesmen? Stick It.” – http://bit.ly/a3s4jV – RANT-FUCKIN’-TASTIC from my pal, @ShellyKramer. Bravo, lady! :) #
- The thing Democrats should be most thankful for is that there are so few rational, reasonable Republicans like David Frum. #
- I may not agree with his ideological positions or approach to governance, but I do respect him. Here’s why: http://bit.ly/bdfSB2 #
- Someone should build a plugin that lets you access Google Analytics data from within the WordPress dashboard. #
- RT @monicawright: “I’m disgusted: Who should live in U.S.? – http://bit.ly/b21GOx #cnn #racist #immigration ” – I think I’m gonna be sick… #
| I'm Alysson (a.k.a. "SEOAly") and I've been an active part of the search marketing industry since 2006. I offer affordable small business website design and search engine optimization services. My primary area of expertise is on-site SEO, helping small business owners build more search engine friendly and usable websites. I'm also a contributing author at popular search marketing publications like Search Engine Journal, Search Engine People, Viral Conversations and Directory Journal. In my spare time (spare time... what is this "spare time" of which you speak?!?), I volunteer my geek skills to help charitable causes I support - like the Linda Blair WorldHeart Foundation and Donate Life Day. |
