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2010-08-28 TweetWeek Wrap-up…

Alysson — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 01:00:00 +0000

Grace Slick is fuckin’ awesome. Had I been born a generation earlier, we’d have been friends. #
RT @OTOOLEFAN: You can always spot a liberal plant at a tea party rally because their sign is spelled correctly. #
Uh, @Sphinn…I just tried to comment and was told the comment had been arrested for bad language. Nope. Not even a little bit. #
“Are Analytics Services Sharing Your Personal Browsing History?” – http://bit.ly/bTfNod from @smimplications. #
What some may arrogantly view as a golden opportunity missed others see as a fortunate narrow escape. #
RT @AlanBleiweiss: for those who don’t know, 6 years ago today I put down drugs including alcohol #HappyCamper #
Since I’m a fuckin’ dumbass and don’t know the difference between a “w” and a “y”, I had to send a corrected #SphinnTheGypsy tweet. :) #
Speaking of @Sphinn, I say we start a campaign to get @theGypsy on the editorial staff. Agree? Use the #SphinnTheGypsy hashtag. :) #
Even though she misspelled my name, @LisaBarone hits another homer: “How To Save A Web Community’s Life” – http://bit.ly/b34BTq #
There really does need to be more nitty gritty geek stuff on @Sphinn. #SphinnTheGypsy #
There sure are a lot of un-manned Twitter accounts that just regurgitate Sphinn’s Hot Topic RSS feed. #
Read more of @btabke‘s pearls of wisdom in @RuudHein‘s interview: “Ruud Questions: Brett Tabke” – http://bit.ly/bHCmyF #
Quote o’ the day from @btabke: “Social networking takes away the limitations of locality. It takes our lives global.” #
RT @pathseekerken: RT @dcagle: Glenn Beck has another delusion! http://bit.ly/ajbo1b || Absolutely! #p2 #
I know who you are. And I saw what you did. #
RT @lookadoo: The Final Word on Bounce Rates as a Ranking Signal http://bit.ly/cRuMly by @theGypsy Bookmarkable Study Resource #
Right wing manifesto: “…freedom & liberty only for those who believe as we do. Everyone else must be destroyed by any means necessary.” #
“…it’s like boxing a glacier. By the way, enjoy that metaphor. Because your grandchildren won’t have any idea what a glacier is…” #
Stephen Colbert’s roast of Dubya…I mean, appearance at the 2006 White House Correspondents Dinner: http://bit.ly/dawIxk #
You’re now with @blueglassinc, @AnnieCushing? How the hell did I miss that announcement?? Congratulations! :) #
RT @steph_woods: I love this post & how many people relate to it! RT @fantomaster: This is Why I’ll Never be an Adult http://dld.bz/tmHR #
Donna Marsh O’Connor is a remarkable woman and I hope we see more of her after her appearance on Countdown with @KeithOlbermann. #
One of these days respectable conservatives will realize they have nothing in common with the GOP anymore. #
When facts aren’t on your side, cheat. It’s what batshit crazy right wingers do. Even on Digg. http://bit.ly/aIxTyp #
Food Network Challenge on right now is “Roller Derby Cakes”. Can’t help but think of @LisaBarone… #
I have what I think is an awesome project. Keeping my fingers crossed I can actually bring it to life! :) #
RT @RuudHein: half of the commonly used techniques intended to spur creativity don’t work http://bit.ly/bMbjvV #
Does anyone else see the similarities between Twitter and a middle school cafeteria? Think about it… #
RT @TonyVerre: Thanks for the RT sir! | RT @chriswinfield: The SEO Dream is Dead. Or is It?: http://t.co/JPdYbTI #
I love it when you know a tweet is about you and feel the exact same way as whomever tweeted it. Everything happens for a reason. #
I very rarely submit my own posts to Sphinn. Do you? Just curious about your personal SOPs on submitting your stuff… #
Hey, Mother Nature…you hateful whore – my uterus has a message for you: FUCK OFF! #
RT @JulieJoyce: RT @oatmeal Why working at home is both horrible and awesome – The Oatmeal http://bit.ly/9Gjj79 have to <3 cartoon cleavage! #
If YOU think my post, “How To Secure WordPress…” – http://bit.ly/9ZZ1zg – is Sphinn worthy, you can do so here: http://bit.ly/dD4mT4 :) #
Thanks, @TallChickVic, for Sphinning my SEP post. :) #
Today’s dose of snark, courtesy of @bullshitradar: “You are a Certified Sucker” – http://bit.ly/bZKvZ7 #
If all Muslims are to blame for 9/11, all Christians are to blame for violence against gays & terrorist acts at abortion clinics. #
Why I <3 @maddow: “… Society of Americans for National Existence. That`s one of those groups that was named after a drunk game of Boggle.” #
RT @liberalchick230: Rachel Maddow: Scaring White People for Fun and Profit: …hits another one out of the park… http://bit.ly/dbr89P #
Added to my “favortie lists” list: @hannah_bo_banna‘s sunshine-and-unicorns. “The interwebz would be teh suck without these peeps…” :) #
Each time I see more evidence of rising Islamophobia, I think of this statement from Martin Niemöller: http://bit.ly/9KlkiY #
Anyone know why some “new” RTs (seems stupid to keep calling it that now…) show up in TweetDeck and others don’t? #
It’s also important that people realize that the accuracy of a given statement can change based perspective & circumstance. #
Sometimes incredibly truthful statements are delivered improperly and lose the ability to be considered constructive. #
Blogged again? WHAT? This time on @senginepeople: “How To Secure WordPress Against Disasters & Being Hacked” – http://bit.ly/9ZZ1zg #
http://twitpic.com/2haah2 #
Hey, @getbeatshere …get bent somewhere else, you fuckin’ Twitter spammer. #
So help me, if I do find a decent tool after the manual queries I’ve done the past few days…listen for screams! #
So NO ONE has ever used Keyword Research Pro? That’s not a good sign. I’m going to tell her to hold off on buying it for now. #
Anyone ever used “Keyword Research Pro”? A client asked me about it, but I haven’t used it and can’t really answer with confidence… #
Trapped in my car in a parking lot by a MONSOON! And, of course, about to pee my pants. Figures! #

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2010-08-21 TweetWeek Wrap-up…

Alysson — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 01:00:00 +0000

Thanks for the #FF nods! :) #
So, um…I remember when Friday nights were spent out doing something fun – not home working. #selfemployedlife #
RT @ShellyKramer: New Post – Fact: Influence Drives Sales – http://bit.ly/cdjGDn #
This happens so seldom, you may have missed it…a new SEOAly post: “The Dangers of Oversimplifying Niche SEO” – http://bit.ly/cpKqG0 #
RT @pierrefar: Why on earth would anyone install Flash on their mobile? Lots of people block it on the desktop for a reason you know. #
Congratulations are in order to @hjortur and his band of merry elves! :) http://bit.ly/bpabvO #
RT @monicawright Best hashtags evar! RT @AlanBleiweiss Sales Guy tried 2 avoid issue I blasted him on. #HeIsConfusingHisEgoWithMyAuthority #
A rarity. You may have missed it. I BLOGGED today! :) “The Dangers of Oversimplifying Niche SEO” – http://bit.ly/cpKqG0 #
RT @hugoguzman: How to figure out how much you should pay for SEO services? http://bit.ly/9W9r7k #
Aww…Frank decided pretend he’s a 9-year-old girl and send an e-mail via my friend’s site whining about having been “targeted” in my post. #
I didn’t mean don’t leave any comments, guys…he should learn a lesson. Just don’t go all @AlanBleiweiss on him. ;) #
I see not everyone honored my request to take it a little easy on Simply Frank. AlanBleiweiss> I shoulda known! :) #
I don’t think good old Frank knew the minefield he was stepping into when he commented. Feel free to comment, but please don’t crush him. #
Aww…that’s cute. “Simply Frank” decided to chime in on my niche SEO post. Seems I ruffed some feathers! http://bit.ly/cpKqG0 #
RT @dcagle: Sarah Palin tweets about the mosque at Ground Zero. Hilarity ensues http://bit.ly/dlrXUY #tcot #p2 #toon #
Happy Wednesday, all! How the hell is everyone today :) #
“First they came for the communists and I did not speak out, because I was not a communist…” – http://bit.ly/ajEniO #
RT @judymartin8: Again, exactly what I needed to hear to start my week. RT @chrisbrogan Waiting for http://bit.ly/ahT5TH #
Using text-speak makes you seem ignorant and/or lazy – not cool. The words are “you”, “that” and “is”. Not “U”, “dat” and “iz”. Really. #
The nonsensical outrage over a mosque near ground zero illustrates a reprehensible prejudice & inexcusable ignorance of Islam. #
Come on people. 14 minutes & counting. @LindaBlairWHF is just $235 away from their #Lub2Rock goal. We can do it! http://bit.ly/9VKovd #
Maybe a solution to animal cruelty #canbefoundontwitter @LindaBlairWHF and the #Lub2Rock charity event are sure trying! #
Don’t let @LindaBlairWHF fall short of their #Lub2Rock goal! Less than 45 minutes left. Even $5 helps save a life! http://bit.ly/9VKovd #
I may have to watch “Transformers” tonight. After Pit Boss, of course. Surprised @ShortyRossi isn’t participating in #Lub2Rock #
Hey, @Nutrish… @LindaBlairWHF should be included on Rachel’s “Featured Organizations” page (http://www.rachaelray.com/pets/rescue.php) #
<2 hours to go & the #Lub2Rock fundraiser for @LindaBlairWHF has almost crushed the updated goal! Help ‘em make it! http://bit.ly/9VKovd #
Need an SEO audit? Donate $200 to the #Lub2Rock fundraiser for @LindaBlairWHF by midnight & get a $499 SEO Audit FREE – http://bit.ly/9VKovd #
The @LindaBlairWHF #Lub2Rock fundraiser has crushed its original goal of $500. I bet we can double it! Donate now! http://bit.ly/b03CBf #
http://twitpic.com/2erw6k #
If your Twitter bio says, “Follow me and I will follow you”, #youmightbeadouchebag #
RT @RealLindaBlair: “So close to #lub2rock Please join us & support rescued dogs in need!” – check out Linda’s auction http://bit.ly/caRrJZ #

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2010-08-14 TweetWeek Wrap-up…

Alysson — Sun, 15 Aug 2010 01:00:00 +0000

RT @GottaLaff: Miss this? Oil, oil everywhere. And dispersant. And illness. http://dlvr.it/3mZPY #TPC #
I’m so disappointed @Reba never recorded “So Far Away”. She sings it beautifully in the “Terry Holliway” episode of her sitcom. #
Hey, new followers…want a follow back? @reply me so I know you’re a real person! #
I’m enjoying “Law Abiding Citizen” so far. I really, really like that guy. And can’t say I blame him. Hooray for consequences. #
“Hannah Montana Forever” is a trending topic?? I just threw up a little bit. #
RT @LindaBlairWHF: only one day out! Join LBWF, Da Shibbering Cheetos, Studio C Pictures, Social Vision Marketing,… http://fb.me/yWWjwcV7 #
“…if you’re not reading other blogs, why will anyone read yours?” read the rest from @RedheadWriting – http://bit.ly/cRawQj #
Anyone seen “Super High Me”? Dude…@DougBenson is hilarious! :) #
Some words & actions illustrate so clearly your true character that no apology can suffice. You’ll never un-ring that bell, Dr. Laura. #
Holy crap it takes a long time to clean this house! Is it odd to feel bad for a housekeeper spending so much time in one house? #
RT @AnnieCushing: RT @rustybrick: Can one link give you a ranking boost? http://bit.ly/dsD5sE #
If I were independently wealthy I’d do nothing but build free websites for charitable organizations. That would be awesome. #
RT @ShibberingC: Join us & @lindablairwhf Aug 14 6-10pm EDT #Lub2Rock pawty – http://dld.bz/rcf7 & eBay items/donations: http://dld.bz/rcfC #
I don’t know that there’s anything much sexier than Ed Harris in “The Right Stuff”. Me likey! #
I can’t believe people still have Twitter accounts with NO avatar & NO profile and expect to be taken at all seriously. #
RT @OTOOLEFAN: Reagan’s own Budget Director called the Reagan tax cuts a Trojan horse for the rich.” Past is prologue. #
I’m curious what the unemployment rate would be with the underemployed and those that have just stopped looking factored in. #
If you read so many blogs you’re forced to speed through the posts how much value do you really get out of any of them? #
Good morning all! I’m dog/house sitting again. Housekeeper upstairs & electrician in the dining room. Rich people FTW! :) #
I haven’t gotten a phone call from @LisaBarone‘s ass for some time. I think it may have broken up with me. :( #
Hey, it’s Friday the 13th! Use the hashtag #weirdshit to report anything odd that happens to you today. :) #
I’m really loving the sidebar browser bookmarklet from @bitly. Well done! #
Betcha didn’t know I was a poet, huh? Because I’m not. But I did write this in honor of @RealLindaBlair‘s dad: http://bit.ly/aB9wQ1 #
RT @GottaLaff: Miss this? VIDEO: Tea Party candidate Marg Baker – immigrants should be sent to 40s style “camps” http://dlvr.it/3kTWM #TPC #
I used to think Paul, Sr. was just a curmudgeon, but he’s a full-fledged dickhead wishing failure on his own son. Dad ‘o the Year! #
RT @mattiedog: Da Shibbering Cheetos @ShibberingC and @LindaBlairWHF #Lub2Rock Aug 14 6-10pm EDT http://twtvite.com/lub2rock-lbwhf PLS RT! #
RT @kgbJanny: “@Alysson To make your twitter sidebar transparent, follow instructions at http://bit.ly/abYHBY ” – worked like a charm! #
What the? Who the? A show about a polygamist family…REALLY?? Just what we need – a wave of realitard sister wives. #
I saw a Twitter page with a transparent sidebar. Can’t remember whose it was. Anyone know how to do that? #
Sorry I haven’t been around. I usually never shut up on Twitter. Really. Ask anyone who follows me! #
RT @mollermarketing Suggestion to American Voters: STOP VOTING STUPID http://bit.ly/voteiq #
Bye-bye @cligs, hello @bitly. Waving goodbye to negative impact to click-through rates because of ad-laden “preview” pages. #
Hey @cligs…do you know how annoying that “Preview Page” is? I know why you did it, but it’s a bad idea & you’ve lost a loyal user. #
Now on to the new Twitter background design for @LindaBlairWHF! Can’t have the two not match, now can I?? #
“4 Signs You’ll Never See in Big Corporations” – http://cli.gs/ndj5XE #
An explanation of the Republican tax agenda that even a simpleton can understand, courtesy of @ezraklein – http://cli.gs/LJZdgy #
Hi, y’all! Did ya miss me?? :) #

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2010-07-23 TweetWeek Wrap-up…

Alysson — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 14:01:00 +0000

I wish a kid could appreciate the irony of screaming, “BUT I’M BEING QUIET!” in the middle of a store. #
Anyone else getting a “There was a problem updating your profile.” error when trying to make a change to your Twitter profile? #
“Rachel Maddow. Not Running For Anything. Ever.” Rut-ro, @maddow. I think another t-shirt design is imminent. #
“Small Thinking = Social Media Success” – http://bit.ly/bMLnIS – a solid reality check for corporations & big businesses. #
Please RT to spread the word about Linda Blair WorldHeart Foundation’s fundraiser – http://bit.ly/aIHmUB. And follow @LindaBlairWHF! :) #
Stupid question of the day: if your WP home page isn’t a static page, is there a way to find the page ID? You’d think so…but I can’t. #
Check out the newly redesigned http://www.seoaly.com . Still some kinks to iron out, but let me know what you think! :) #
Little amuses me more than being followed by ultra-conservative, right wing, pro-life, self-proclaimed tea partiers. #
RT @dcagle: The NAACP is wrong. The Tea Party isn’t racist… see? http://bit.ly/cPrOm7 #tcot #p2 #toon #
RT @Suthnautr: “BP is only powerful because the FED decides they want them to be http://bit.ly/bKq39Q Read it. All of it… ” – interesting! #
RT @dcagle: Funny cartoon: What if Barack Obama starred in those Old Spice commercials? http://bit.ly/cRogcd #tcot #p2 #toon #
Every time I comment on right wing nut jobs following me, more follow me. Way to engage your target audience, you fucktards. #
Sometimes I get a DM that’s so glorious I have to threaten myself with harm to prevent my tweeting it as an OH. #dyingoverhere #
Let the angry tweets for my use of the word “retarded” begin. Look, people…he is developmentally retarded. DEFINITION! Look it up. #
RT @AlanBleiweiss: “@alysson making fun of retarded people is retarded. what are you, retarded?” – Most Retarded Tweets Ever Hall of Fame #
Hypersensitivity is intriguing. Religion, politics, abortion…divisive because they cannot be discussed openly, rationally or logically. #
Funny how people are willing to side with me in DMs, but not publicly. Ya bunch of pussies. ;) #
If you’re a yogurt eater, you should try Activia. I don’t know that it really lives up to its claims, but it is tasty yogurt. #
If an entire Twitterstream is made up of aggregated feeds, don’t try to pretend there’s a real person behind the account. #
If you’d say something in private that you wouldn’t say in public, you’re the textbook definition of a hypocrite. #
“It’s better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for who you’re not…” #
RT @mparent77772: Housing Market Stumbles As Construction Approaches ‘World War II Lows’ http://bit.ly/9wm7ap #
Promo for the show “Scrappers”: “If I wasn’t a scrapper, I’d be a doctor or a lawyer…” Hmm, I doubt it. #
Did you see the redesign of http://www.seoaly.com? I’d love to get your feedback on it… #
“THE MYTH OF THE PERSONAL BRAND” – http://bit.ly/d2dkTr #
RT @AnnieCushing: RT @rww: Microsoft Warns Webmasters: You Might Be Dropped From New Search Formats http://bit.ly/9qDt1q #
RT @katemorris: RT @SEOmoz: Congrats to @randfish for making PSBJ’s 40 under 40 http://seomz.me/9FeBiZ!! (congrats rand!) #
“Snake Oil Salesmen? Stick It.” – http://bit.ly/a3s4jV – RANT-FUCKIN’-TASTIC from my pal, @ShellyKramer. Bravo, lady! :) #
The thing Democrats should be most thankful for is that there are so few rational, reasonable Republicans like David Frum. #
I may not agree with his ideological positions or approach to governance, but I do respect him. Here’s why: http://bit.ly/bdfSB2 #
Someone should build a plugin that lets you access Google Analytics data from within the WordPress dashboard. #
RT @monicawright: “I’m disgusted: Who should live in U.S.? – http://bit.ly/b21GOx #cnn #racist #immigration ” – I think I’m gonna be sick… #

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2010-07-16 TweetWeek Wrap-up…

Alysson — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 14:01:00 +0000

If you saw the last segment from @chrislhayes sitting in for @maddow you know why I adore him so. :) #
OH: “How is it that every cooking show with Anthony Zimmern & Tony Bourdain have a steaming plate of animal testicle, but never once… #
“…does the chef come out w some deep fried Pony Vagina? I find this sexist.” A disgusting thought and nevertheless, so true! :) #
For every publicized incident like the cold-blooded murder of Oscar Grant, there are thousands of minorities victimized by law enforcement. #
The fact that the officer believed he was reaching for his tazer is irrelevant. The young man was face down and under an officer’s knee. #
RT @ShellyKramer: “I am blessed to have you crazy bunch of people as friends. Very. Very. Blessed. #thatisall quot; – DITTO! :) #
“It saddens me knowing that my actions cost Mr. Grant his life.” Where was that conscience when you intended to taze a defenseless man? #
It is remarkable how many of the companies bidding for jobs on Elance are based in India. And by remarkable, I mean RIDICULOUS! #
Happy Sunday evening everyone! It is Sunday, right? I think so. Eh, who cares? ;) #
RT @RealLindaBlair: A video for all you tweetharts. See what I do with the animals – http://cli.gs/DtXTqR #
I believe it may be time to redesign seoaly.com. Yep, it is…just put it on the to-do list. Now, to actually DO it. :) #
Remember my friend in Houston, the wedding planner, I’ve mentioned recently? I designed a new site for her. :) http://cli.gs/pAg1yU #
And if you’re willing to cast a vote in the Houston’s Best contest, I’d be eternally grateful! http://cli.gs/SuUQqr #
Um, I’m an idiot…here’s the link to my friend’s wedding planning site: http://cli.gs/7yXXND (Sorry!) #
SEO is cannot be used to save a business. It must be used to build one. #
RT @daver: RT @fantomaster: Judging a Twitter User by Their Followers http://dld.bz/mb4S #
My position that SEO isn’t a last ditch effort toward saving a failing business won’t change. You can’t save the Titanic with buckets. #
“THE BITCH SLAP: APPLE CAN SUCK MY LEFT APPLE” – http://bit.ly/cdxvUl #
RT @GinaLaGuardia: Oh yes… RT @EntMagazineAmy: channeling my inner dorothy parker: “i hate writing, but love having written.” #
RT @storyspinner: RT @JamesColgan: Customer retention is the cheapest form of Customer Acquisition! #globalscrm #scrm #
As a former Customer Retention Manager, that last RT hits particularly close to home…and is absolutely TRUE! I proved it. Repeatedly. #
Some believe being a legend in their own mind translates to being a legend in real life. They’re wrong. #justsayin #039; #
Wonder if it bothers @KeithOlbermann that he’s missing the MLB All-Star game right now. I’ll bet he’s watching during commercial breaks. :) #
If you missed @maddow‘s interview with Ambassador Richard Holbrooke, you MUST see the rerun. A great interview. #
As much as I’d consider myself an Apple fangirl, I’d never buy the 1st generation of any of their products. You’re just asking for it… #
Has anyone seen “Hot In Cleveland”? A) I <3 Betty White; and B) That show is actually funny. You should watch it. #
Don’t forget to vote for @hjortur today! http://bit.ly/9DMsq2 #
“Try to call, Twitter me, text until your fingers bleed…” – from @Reba‘s new single, “Turn On The Radio”. HA! :) http://bit.ly/byJyOF #
“How to Create Successful Linkbait When Everyone is Doing It” – http://bit.ly/dnThi6 #
RT @LisaBarone: “The @oldspice man just said he loves me. And got me pregnant! http://is.gd/dsawU DON’T TELL MY FATHER” – nice! :) #
We needed a new toaster oven recently. I opted for the GE Rotisserie Convection Oven. BEST PURCHASE EVER. Rotisserie Pork Loin FTW! :) #
The quest for a normalcy is driven by goals set by mediocre minds. #
Nothing pisses me off as quickly as adding my e-mail address to your mailing list without permission. #
RT @kristy: A behind the scenes look. How the Old Spice Videos Are Being Made http://bit.ly/aAEJUY via @rww #
Just in case y’all thought I was kidding about the awesomeness that is the rotisserie pork loin. :) http://twitpic.com/25c3iu #
Really diggin’ @Reba‘s new single. Why can’t I download it on iTunes yet? #
It’s also nice to see @Reba finally using Twitter as a medium to interact, rather than just broadcasting. Knew she’d get it eventually. ;) #
So, Dick Cheney (thanks to his new ventricular assist device) no longer has a pulse. Apropos since he’s never had a heart. #
“Reducing revenue increases revenue. Also, cats love baths.” Good one, @maddow. :) #
And now we know why @maddow never leaves the desk. Great visual aid idea. Um…not so great on the execution. Graphics are pretty. ;) #
RT @reba: “@Alysson You can August 3rd! Looking forward to it!” – if you’re wondering when you can download Reba’s new single at iTunes. #
If you’re considering adding a four-legged friend to your family, check out @petfinder and adopt a shelter pet! Save a life today. #
Oh, and thanks again, Twitter. The unfollow gremlin strikes again. This time removing @JillWhalen from my following list. :( #
RT @MichelleDLowery: @Alysson I found Murphy on @petfinder. He’s the best dog ever! :-D http://twitpic.com/111a9z #
Common misconception: links from on-topic sites are only valuable if their PR is higher than yours. WRONG! #
RT @creditgoddess: … RT @martinbowling: 22 Statistics That Prove The Middle Class Wiped Out Of Existence In America http://bit.ly/amZlF2 #
RT @john_jordan: RT @jimstagnitti: vote for my cousin Paul’s restaurant- The Palace in Durango!!! http://bit.ly/bpcgo7 / please RT #
“15 Mind-Blowing Facts About Wealth And Inequality In America” – http://bit.ly/9E8gdg #
RT @OTOOLEFAN: Carter, Reagan, Bush 41, Clinton, & Dubya all removed regulations put into place by FDR. How’d that work out? #
RT @anamariecox: …Oil Spill: Gulf Pets Abandoned As Owners Can No Longer Afford To Care For Their Animals (VIDEO)… http://huff.to/ckdmGR #
Kashi’s Roasted Garlic Whole Grain Crackers (like Triscuts) = very tasty! :) #
RT @designmeme: The @OldSpice guy said he had other important things to do… and now the Gulf #Oilspill has stopped. Thanks @OldSpice Guy. #
Prescription drugs & alcohol are legal despite millions of ER visits for overdoses every year. Can’t OD on weed, yet it’s illegal. Hmm… #
For those who may be curious & interested in studies about marijuana from a very wide variety of sources: http://bit.ly/bKzVJz #
The sad thing is that people have been programmed to believe marijuana is evil. So much so that facts are shockingly irrelevant. #
Okay, I’m done. Please hold while I hop down off my soapbox. As you were. :) #
“The Wall Street Reform Bill: How Much Did We Lose Getting to 60?” – http://huff.to/8YQNag – from Senator Ted Kaufman #
RT @rebeccakelley: “There’s a cat loitering in my bamboo. No, that is not a euphemism.” – too bad, ’cause it’s a funny one! :) #
If you parent using over-the-top threats you will never/could never follow through with, it’s your fault your kids never listen to you. #
Really, Dyson…$300 for a fan? DREAM ON! http://bit.ly/IWcXE #
I have never sat in front of a traditional fan thinking, “Damn…if only I could rid myself of that unpleasant ‘buffeting’ of airflow.” #
RT @mickeygomez: Funny Or Die + Jewel + Karaoke = Genius: http://ht.ly/2caC8 (from my friend Sean’s excellent blog) #
“Want More Link Juice? Here’s an Easy Way to Get It” – http://bit.ly/aA0EMs #
A statement I can virtually always support wholeheartedly: “Let the mocking commence…” :) #
“Fugly” is a stupendous word. #

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2010-07-09 TweetWeek Wrap-up…

Alysson — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 14:01:00 +0000

HELLLLOOOO! How the hell is everyone this fine 4th of July weekend? #
I’m REALLY trying to like soccer. But it’s hard to like a sport that boasts 1.2 seconds of excitement per 90+ minutes of play. #
RT @MichelleRobbins: @Alysson between all the crying and scott baio haircuts, i don’t know how anyone can stand to watch soccer. #
RT @kristy: This *might* be the funniest video on the internet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI #
Um, who fuckin’ cares if the dudes behind the dude kicking encroach if the kick is good? Another reason to hate soccer… #
I love how people who LOVE soccer get all pissed when others don’t. And then call you “intolerant” for not liking it. Intolerant? REALLY? #
RT Have you heard of the American Outdoorsman TV show? http://polls.tw/vw/p #
HOLY MOSES! Someone please give Hannah Storm a sandwich. When your head starts to look too big for your body, you’re too thin. #justsayin #
Hey, @MelvinDees …you’re a spammer and you’ve been reported as such. #
“You Need To Learn How To Poop In Your Bed” – http://outspokenmedia.com/social-media/you-need-to-learn-how-to-poop-in-your-bed/ #
Later, kids! Enjoy your 4th of July weekend. Be safe and take a moment to brush up on your history…just for shits & giggles. ;) #
My friend is a wedding planner & her company is up for a “Best of Houston” award. Cast a vote? Trust me…she is! http://bit.ly/cqjJk3 #
RT @Jason_Pollock: Facebook is the people you’ve known for years. Twitter is the people you’re going to know for years to come. #
One of the best things about doing what I do is helping long-time friends improve their small business websites & branding. #
Later, kids. Everyone have a great 4th of July tomorrow. Celebrate safely and don’t be a dick! :) #
Oh, one thing before I go…a reminder: http://twitter.com/Alysson/statuses/17685282608 (a little help, please??) #
Happy 4th of July everyone! I hope your plans aren’t impacted by weather the way it appears mine will. :( #
RT @AlanBleiweiss: .@LisaBarone lays the smackdown on business owners who don’t have web sites http://outspokenmedia.com/6zy3 #
I don’t know that there’s much I find creepier than toddler beauty pageants. Little Stepford kids & future strippers. #
RT @OTOOLEFAN: Gems from ‘The Politically Incorrect Guide to American History’: “The American “revolutionaries” were actually conservatives. #
Don’t forget to tune in to @maddow‘s live broadcast from Afghanistan in 30 minutes. Yes, Virginia…investigative journalism lives. #
“You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war.” ~ Albert Einstein #
Happy Thursday everyone! How the hell are we today?? #
Anyone looking for a wedding/event/party planner in Houston? Check out my pal, Laura! http://bit.ly/cX357t #
Speaking of my friend, a favor? Cast a vote for her business? Trust me…she really is the best! http://bit.ly/cqjJk3 #
New E! show this fall: “Lebron Takes Miami…but just back to the first round of the playoffs”. #
Here’s the deal: learn to do what I do, pay me to teach you or pay me to do it. No matter what, an investment is required. #
By the way, WELCOME new followers! If you want a follow back, you’d better @reply. Otherwise I’ll assume you’re a bot. :) #
Transit cop Johannes Mehserle shot a completely defenseless Oscar Grant in cold blood – ON VIDEO. Involuntary manslaughter? WHAT THE FUCK? #
I wonder what the verdict would have been if that kid had been white. Oh, wait…no, I don’t wonder. Our justice system is so fucked up. #
When he said he’d donate to charity, he didn’t mean his right nut. I’m a little queasy. And I don’t have balls. http://cli.gs/YRP0mu #
The Jacksonville Zoo is running a special. When it’s 92 or hotter, you get in for half price. So you can die of heat stroke on the cheap. #
RT @fantomaster: “You illustrate how dinosaurs survived for millions of years with walnut-sized brains.” #tastefulinsults #
RT @charlesyeo: Twitter’s Huge Search Query Numbers Are Fake http://bit.ly/9iOFkb #
I’m outta here kids! Everyone have a great evening. :) #
And on that note, I really AM outta here. :) #

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2010-07-02 TweetWeek Wrap-up…

Alysson — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 14:01:00 +0000

In case you missed it yesterday: “Business Lessons From A Still-Reluctant Entrepreneur” – http://bit.ly/dgx77t #
I’m pretty sure I just saw a Chinese woman on the Cooking Channel with an English accent. Not sure why, but it threw me… #
Wanna know how odd I really am? I’m flipping back & forth between the E! True Hollywood Story of Bret Michaels & Chefography of Julia Child. #
RT @georgebounacos: “@Alysson That’s not odd. Every boeuf bourguignon has its thorn.” – HAHA! Well played. :) #
I’m shocked no one has ever shoved a tennis racket down Sharapova’s throat for all that screeching. SOOO annoying! #
Thank you, Maria Sharapova, for ruining what was to be a lovely afternoon break watching #Wimbledon with your incessant shrieking. #hateher #
There is a show on Spike right now called “Half Pint Brawlers”. It appears to be an all little people “Jackass”. Bet @chelseahandler <3s it. #
RT @mparent77772: How to Access the Internet (A Guide from 2025) http://bit.ly/cgHJ7a #
Seeing morbidly obese kids makes me profoundly sad. #
Learning that every @reply does not warrant a response is a difficult lesson to learn. I never want people to feel ignored. #
If your name doesn’t appear anywhere on your Twitter bio & there’s no link to your site, I will never follow you. #justsayin #
“ACCESS” – http://bit.ly/bwZqZk – from @RedheadWriting (you’ll need some time to let this one sink in…) #
RT @pnrinfoline: “@Alysson we deals in websites & software deign. Also do online marketing of web (SEO). best in market.” – uh, no… #
RT @katemorris: amazing! – The @JoeHall Story http://bit.ly/aHV5ZS #
“101 Social Media Tools for Social Media Marketing and More” – http://bit.ly/aYAtNC from @smimplications. #
Happy Birthday, @LisaBarone! #

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2010-06-25 TweetWeek Wrap-up…

Alysson — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 14:01:00 +0000

Hello everyone! Please tell me I’m not the only one working on a Sunday afternoon… #
RT @dcagle: Think this cartoon about the U.S. and oil addiction is right on the mark http://bit.ly/ccHoDf #oilspill #
Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there! #fb #
“THE 9 STAGES TO SOCIAL MEDIA ACCEPTANCE” – http://bit.ly/bErDrn #
RT @BrentDPayne …one helluva rollup. 10e20, Search & Social, Infinitenine, Brent Csutoras all now one company. Damn! http://nyti.ms/9LJT4u #
Is anyone else having a problem with SEOBook’s Rank Checker tool today? I can’t run any reports at all. #
What makes a dog look at a turd and think, “Mmm…tasty!” #
Do you ever sit working and have this flash come over you of, “Is this REALLY what I want to do?” #
RT @john_jordan: Question: Websites that play music on load….yes or no? (i HATE it) #
I don’t mean to tattle, but someone doesn’t want me to get any work done this morning… http://twitpic.com/1zsvrr #

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